Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
05/04/2018 at 15:08 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > Alfalfa
05/04/2018 at 15:14

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RIP to StarWars after it was brutally massacred by Disney in the Last Jedi.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Alfalfa
05/04/2018 at 15:26

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Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Maxima Speed
05/04/2018 at 15:27

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The internet rules say that you shouldn’t leave a short comment like that about TLJ ever. Every single problem needs to be full detailed in a 2000 word essay, minimum.


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > Maxima Speed
05/04/2018 at 15:32

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Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
05/04/2018 at 16:05

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Agreed, I didn’t do my due diligence in spreading the truth, I apologize for my weakness.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Alfalfa
05/04/2018 at 17:53

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The bothans lied. Jyn Erso and that blind guy did all the work and after they died, the Bothans just stole all the credit. I’m glad the galactic senate had that bothan statue taken down after their deceit was exposed. Fuck the bothans, seriously.


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > PS9
05/04/2018 at 17:57

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Jyn Erso and the blind guy were dead for 2 whole movies before this death star was built.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Alfalfa
05/04/2018 at 18:13

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Hmph. A pro-bothan sympathizer.

I should have known....


Kinja'd!!! dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter > Spaceball-Two
05/05/2018 at 03:43

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I think this raises an important question: how many Bothans would have died if they had just been assigned to stay home and do nothing? It’s hard to know if it’s worth sending them if you don’t know the baseline attrition rate for Bothans.

Maybe Bothans are just like a weaponized jar jar Binks: lethally clumsy and likely to cause destruction wherever they are. At least if they’re doing spy stuff they’re ruining someone else’s infrastructure in the process of winning themselves Darwin awards.